This is completely unrelated to any of the topics usually addressed on this blog, but I need to blow off some steam.

I’m working on a paper that’s due tomorrow at 5 PM. I would like to grab some additional research.

With that in mind, I would like to know what moron decided to close the library all day on the Sunday before exams. Clearly, this person lacks the intelligence most of us have been given through centuries of natural selection. Quite frankly, if the rest of the human race was as stupid as this in-DUH-vidual, we’d still be living in caves and gathering berries. We probably wouldn’t even have simple tools.

I would also like to know who I can petetion to have them fired. If the rest of the contributions they’re making to my school are as brilliant as this one, there’s absolutely no reason why they shouldn’t be flipping burgers somewhere. At least then they’d have a minimal number of decisions to make, and therefore a minimal number of things they can screw up.

Your regularly-scheduled blogging will begin roughly a week from today.

Have a nice week.