Here’s a quiz: When a foreign head of state makes an ass of himself by calling the leader of the free world “the devil”, what is the last thing one should do?

Answer: Say exactly what Jerry Falwell said last Friday at a “Values Voter Summit”.

“I certainly hope that Hillary is the candidate … because nothing will energize my [constituency] like Hillary Clinton,” he said in the recording.

Cheers and laughter filled the room as Falwell continued: “If Lucifer ran, he wouldn’t.”

With this in mind, I’m working hard to get Beelzebub to run against Hillary in the DNC primary. Things sounded promising at first, but after some deliberation, the Angel of the Bottomless Pit decided that getting involved in politics might do harm to his image.